Brilliant - you're connected to the mainframe!
The Wastebuster team have completed the primary investigation into Earth's problems with waste - but there's loads more to discover. My weekly blog entries will keep you up to date with waste busting activities here, there and across the planet. You'll find pictures, videos, news and reviews beamed directly from Wastebuster's BIN HQ.
Actually, you should be thankful that we're communicating through the medium of the Internet - Pong is still trying to conserve water by not washing. It's not the most fragrant way to save the planet, and is certainly not recommended to you.
During our travels, we met some brilliant people at the World Wildlife Fund (WWF). They do a lot of important work helping to conserve Earth's natural environment. Click on the play button below to watch a short message from WWF and see how global warming is affecting the lives of polar bears.
Remember that you can find wastebusting tips and tricks on the main site. You can make a big difference every day with the choices you make.
Report back next week to read my next blog update and find out if Pong has found a water-less way to keep clean.
Primary interface complete.
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